Three Butt Stories:
[one] This morning at the gym I was warming up and walked over next to Jodie and noticed 2 chalk hand prints on her butt.... then I looked over to see Richard her husband with chalk residue on his hands smiling real big.
[two] Jens the trainer at the gym was demonstrating a certain lift we would be doing today. There was a slight squat involved... on the 3rd squat RIP! Moral of the story: Change out of your jeans before demonstrating.
[three] As I was cleaning up a mess (that you'll hear about in a minute) I sat down on the edge of the bath tub right onto a wet wash rag. Ta da:
Taurin decided it would be fun to full force push the cute white cabinet in the pic above... Unfortunately on top of the cabinet was a decorative plant:
That was filled with beans:
There was also a glass jar filled with Baking Soda that I tried to save that crashed down to the floor shattering the lid:
Now you might be asking...
Why were there beans in the plant? Well, beans are a cheap alternative to floral foam. Not to mention that it's a decorative alternative of emergency food storage.
Why was there a huge jar of baking soda in the bathroom? Mixing baking soda with your shampoo every so often gives your hair a nice scrub and cleans off any built up product.
Off to enjoy the rest of the day... who knows what it may hold but I'll leave you with this nugget of wisdom for the day...
Watch out for your butt, don't spill the beans, and careful with the glass.
Nice butt shot. :)
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