Crab!

I had the wonderful privilege of having a long conversation on the Facebook messenger tonight with the lovely, hilarious, dear friend Megan Nichols.  She is smart, witty and we have a great history of fun and laughter.  What follows is a portion of the conversation that is just too hilarious not to share.
Some info you need to know:
*Megan is from Maryland and makes bomb diggity crab cakes.
*In August she made them when my mom was visiting and gave my mom the recipe.
*My mom fell in love with crab cakes.


Now for the funniest conversation I've had in a long time....
*this conversation what used by permission. 

Jessica

my mom gave your crab cake recipe to my nana... you are infiltrating the west with your east coastal ways

10:02pmMegan

ha!

how often does she make those?

10:02pmJessica

my mom has made prob 5 times at least

my mom loves them... she's getting a job so she can afford her crab cake addiction

10:03pmMegan

hahaha

10:04pmJessica

we got a notice the other day they were shutting of the electricity because my mom spent the money on crab!

10:04pmMegan

for some its alcohol. others cant stop with the ciggs.

10:04pmJessica

lol!

10:04pmMegan

crab cakes in the dark is still bliss

10:05pmJessica

lol! amen to that!

10:05pmMegan

bahahah

shes just creating ambiance

crab cakes are fine dining

hahaha

10:05pmJessica

my mom is feeding these lines to me from the kitchen as she is scarfing down crab

10:06pmMegan

hahahahahhahaha

man im going to save this convo for whenever i need a good laugh

10:06pmJessica

lol me too!!

the kids used to call her mar mar but now they just call her crab car

10:07pmMegan

haha

poor kids have to watch her addiction

10:08pmJessica

they call her crab car as in "GET IN THE CAR WE ARE GONNA GO GET MORE CRAB!"

the crab portion of this might make it to my blog 

10:09pmMegan

i would feel extra special:)

10:10pmJessica

i can totally see you with your computer all snuggled on the couch laughing your butt off

like old times : )

10:10pmMegan

wait... if you dont have lights...how is she cookin those suckers

10:11pmJessica

she has a really amazing wood burning stove

and i'm ashamed to say i paid for the electric to support her addiction... she shares

10:12pmMegan

she sends the girls out in the snow... "go fetch crab car her wood so i can make my crab cakes!" (girls shiver and cry)

10:12pmJessica

lol!

me and my mom are dying

i don't know if we can take much more

10:13pmMegan

hahahaha

well mar mar just know we're here.

10:14pmJessica

lol

she's going to open a restuaunt called "crab cars crab cakes"

10:15pmMegan

off subject:andrew is sitting on the other couch watching me laugh hysterically... when all of a sudden.. i farted. and he says"you know i was just looking at you thanking God for you. watching you smile when you did that at the same time"

10:16pmJessica

lmbo!!!

that is awesome!

i can hear it now!!!

10:16pmMegan

hahahahaha

10:17pmJessica

that's soo not the first time that has happened

that part is definitely going in the blog!

10:17pmMegan

haha. sadly, it's not.

10:18pmJessica

what happens on facebook. stays on facebook.

and then gets forwarded to all of your friends

10:18pmMegan

haha!

it's all good. your blog is good because it's honest.